Big Data Ingestion got you down? I N F O R M A T I C A spells relief
I have a little fable to tell you…
This fable has nothing to do with Big Data, but instead deals with an Overabundance of Food and how to better digest it to make it useful.
And it all started when this SEO copywriter from IT Corporation walked into a bar, pub, grill, restaurant, liquor establishment, and noticed 2 large crowded tables. After what seemed like an endless loop, an SQL programmer sauntered in and contemplated the table problem. “Mind if I join you?”, he said? Since the tables were partially occupied and there were no virtual tables available, the host looked on the patio of the restaurant at 2 open tables. “Shall I do an outside join instead?” asked the programmer? The host considered their schema and assigned 2 seats to the space.
The writer told the programmer to look at the menu, bill of fare, blackboard – there were so many choices but not enough real nutrition. “Hmmm, I’m hungry for the right combination of food, grub, chow, to help me train for a triathlon” he said. With that contextual information, they thought about foregoing the menu items and instead getting in the all-you-can-eat buffer line. But there was too much food available and despite its appealing looks in its neat rows and columns, it seemed to be mostly empty calories. They both realized they had no idea what important elements were in the food, but came to the conclusion that this restaurant had a “Big Food” problem.
They scoped it out for a moment and then the writer did an about face, reversal, change in direction and the SQL programmer did a commit and quick pivot toward the buffer line where they did a batch insert of all of the food, even the BLOBS of spaghetti, mash potatoes and jello. There was far too much and it was far too rich for their tastes and needs, but they binged and consumed it all. You should have seen all the empty dishes at the end – they even caused a stack overflow. Because it was a batch binge, their digestive tracts didn’t know how to process all of the food, so they got a stomach ache from “big food” ingestion – and it nearly caused a core dump – in which case the restaurant host would have assigned his most dedicated servers to perform a thorough cleansing and scrubbing. There was no way to do a rollback at this point.
It was clear they needed relief. The programmer did an ad hoc query to JSON, their Server who they thought was Active, for a response about why they were having such “big food” indigestion, and did they have packets of relief available. No response. Then they asked again. There was still no response. So the programmer said to the writer, “Gee, the Quality Of Service here is terrible!”
Just then, the programmer remembered a remedy he had heard about previously and so he spoke up. “Oh, it’s very easy just <SELECT>Vibe.Data.Stream from INFORMATICA where REAL-TIME is NOT NULL.”
Informatica’s Vibe Data Stream enables streaming food collection for real-time Big food analytics, operational intelligence, and traditional enterprise food warehousing from a variety of distributed food sources at high scale and low latency. It enables the right food ingested at the right time when nutrition is needed without any need for binge or batch ingestion.
And so they all lived happily ever after and all was good in the IT Corporation once again.
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